Jewelry humor jokes and laughs. Last week i asked her what she wanted as a present.
A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
Puns about jewelry. Told hte jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. Size and i take a 5 ct. That s how you get a baby honey the child seems to comprehend.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes. You can t cry on a diamond s shoulder and diamonds won t keep you warm at night but they re sure fun when the sun shines elizabeth taylor. If you use these links to buy something i may earn a commission.
We ve collected the best of jewelry shop jokes and puns just for you. Oh i see but the other night when i came into your room you had daddy s thing in your mouth. A list of puns related to jewelry.
Enjoy these hilarious and funny jewelry shop jokes. Categories pun of the day tags family jewelry siblings leave a comment 10 02 2018 10 26 2018 didja hear a 1960s canadian prime minister started wearing earrings. Posted on january 22 2016 by richard scott.
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It s my wife s birthday tomorrow. Diamonds are in the rough. A diamond is a chunk of coal that did well under pressure.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a 5 000 ring. My dog ate my stash of jewelry. I have enough jewelry said no woman ever.
Oh you don t understand you sold him a 1 ct. The man said no i d like to see something more special. Laugh with some jewelry and diamond jokes memes and humor.
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The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues that means the daddy puts his thing in the mommy s thing. No problem madam we can adjust the finger size easily. Oh i don t know she said.
A lady entered a jeweler s and said you sold my husband a diamond ring yesterday but it s the wrong size. A collection of jewelry shop jokes and jewelry shop puns. Jewelry jokes that are not only about jewelery but actually working platinum puns like a jewel thief entered a house mid afternoon he tied up the woman and at knife point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money the man started sobbing and said you can take anything you want you can even pistol whip me but please untie the rope and free her and i heard the kid who fell into the gorilla pit was actually trying to get the jewelry his mother dropped.